Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...