Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...