Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Casey and Riley
|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.