Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...