The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...