If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...