Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....