Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one...
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...