If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...