The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...