Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...