Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...