Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...