Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!