Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...