Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...