Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...