Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
The Perfect Woman would say…
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Polish Girl Does Tradein
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Who is Drunk?????
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Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
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Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...