Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....