Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...