Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...