A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...