Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...