A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...