A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Diff Between Gender Dreams
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...