Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Worm your way out of that one!
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Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...