Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...