What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...