Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...