Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...