Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
|10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”9. One Secret...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...