Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Question answer 08
|Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t...