Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...