Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...