More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...