In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...