Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Job for Mom
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...