A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...