A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...