Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...