Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…