He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god...
Computer acronyms list
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...