Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...