Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...