You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic