Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...