Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...