She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...