Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...