Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...