Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
The Job Interview…
Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...