Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...