What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...